It's funny you should bring up the phone at a bar thing.

I once saw a rather attractive woman leave her phone on the bar after she and a friend picked up a round of Jaegerbombs (which honestly should have been a warning to me about what kind of crew she was rolling with) so I grabbed it and headed over the group. As I was trying to get her attention one of the guys with the group broke away to let me know she was taken and I needed to move the fuck on before he and his brochachos learned me good. I thought that was good advice so I just dropped the phone in the trash on my way out.

I mean, what was I going to do with a locked iPhone anyhow?