Not exactly random but awkward nonetheless. I was in Philippines with a friend and we stopped at a girly bar one afternoon for a couple beers. It was one of those places where you can pay to have them hang out with you while you're there among other things. There weren't many people there since it was early but we were only planning to drink so didn't care. We were there a little bit and then the owner brought out this stupid young girl, like 11-12 years old and asked if either of us were interested. My friend thought it was hilarious and paid for her to join me as a joke. So I was sitting there with her wriggling around in my lap while we drank our beer. When it was my turn to get the next round I had to wait because I'd gotten hard and he noticed it, so I never live that one down.