So, I started dating this really beautiful woman, who I thought was the one. She asked me the last time I had banged and for me, it had been a very long while, I had thought I was just off women, but in reality I had PTSD and had no clue I had it, so I had just rolled with the punches. Off she goes bragging about how she has banged 3 different dudes that year alone and started comparing notes, and that she wanted to bang on the first date sans rubber. Well, freaked me out, but then it gets worse. She then goes off telling me how she doesn't mind being a side chick and will likely marry an old dude with money and find him a side chick to bang. She then friend-zoned me when I wouldn't bang her sans rubber. Best friend-zone ever.