I'd be interested to know what the name was on that bottle of port. You see, one that age recently sold for $155,000 USD. A bottle of scotch that old can run at least a couple thousand USD. And you're laughing about how funny it is that you stole something valuable from sleeping elderly people. Those bottles could have been their wedding gifts from your friend's great-grandparents. I think another thing you're missing with your "haha" is that they could have had every intention of passing these onto your friend. Considering they were heirlooms & the quality, they were rather valuable. Your friend could have used them in the future if need be. So the real joke is on your friend. In one night of wanting to party, you drank your friend's future. Simultaneously robbing from the past and the future. Fun times.