My last 4 encounters with the police.

My most recent experience with the Police was about 3 months go. I was sitting in my car at a shopping mall early one morning because I needed to pick up something from Dischem but they were only opening in half an hour so after browsing reddit and imgur for a bit I decided to check out the honeys on Tinder. I usually save my super likes for women who are dressed in EFF apparel or SAPS uniforms because the back and forth banter can be quite funny.

Well, this booty laden female constable in full uniform that was located 2km away, probably Randburg Police Station, liked me back and messaged me and after some the usual small talk she sent me her whatsapp number and asked for some airtime. I told her if she wants some airtime then she better send me a picture of her big African titties. She ignored me the whole day then later that night my whatsapp started going ding ding ding while I was sleeping so I picked up my phone and lo and behold there are pics of titties and ass. She even sent me a short video of her twerking which was quite thoughtful. Anyway I bought her R50 airtime that night and she sent me a few more pics over the week then blocked me when I wouldn't buy her more airtime.

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