My mother just told me she won't be supporting Hillary Clinton because 'A woman in power is one of the signs of the rapture'. The Lord is testing me.

Yep. And the anti christ was actually Nero and the number 666 corresponded to his name so it was the mark of the beast.

The whole end times/rapture thing falls apart once you start looking into it. I'm pretty sure hell was even found to not be biblically true either.

But some people won't let go of the idea that people will be punished eternally for loving someone of the same sex.

And didn't Jesus die for everyone? Wasn't that the big deal? Everyone was saved? People say that Jesus died so we wouldn't have to offer sacrifices anymore. Like God was trying to make the whole worship thing more efficient and killing a lamb was just too much work.

God: "Hey Jesus, these folks on earth are sick of killing a lamb every Sunday. Would you mind dying a horrifying death so these lazy bastards don't have to do that anymore?"

That's fucking stupid. It pretty clearly says that he died so everyone would be saved. Black, white, straight, gay, literally everyone.

Why the hell are people so fixated on how everyone but them is going to be eternally tortured?!

The whole message of Jesus was to love everyone, but everyone gets so focused on Revelation, which apparently was a metaphor for Rome. But they want it to be about "how God's gon' kill all dem homosexuals and Muslims".

Also, everything after the gospels (Matthew, Mark, Luke, John) are basically opinions. Jesus didn't say any of it. It was just the opinions of his followers and what they thought was right and wrong.

Jesus said that the most important thing is to love your neighbor. Ironically, that is the only rule that these people won't follow.

TL;DR Fucking love each other, you bastards.

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