it's my time to shine boys

Better then her suggesting it, you considering it and looking into it, then after it goes down and both parties enjoy it she accuses you of it not being your first time cause you were 'too into it' and know too much about it and starts thinking you're having gay relations with random ppl from FB you haven't spoken to in a decade or any male friend you have, even though you both work from home and are never apart for more then an hour, she goes and tracks you when you go to the movies with your brother and tries to compare timestamp of when you texted to the runtime of the movie cause gps wasn't 100% accurate. Then they come out as non-binary, no longer trust a thing you say, ask for a divorce and in less than a month you're a single Dad living in the family cottage with your kid trying to put your life back in order while they're already dating a bus driver while still living in your old house because the market is shit and it hasn't sold.

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