You now get paid to do the OPPOSITE of your current job. What do you do now??

I take food from the poor and hungry, bring it in back, where other people mix it in with old and spoiled food that they pull out of garbage bins. Then I box and stack that mix of quality food and garbage onto pallets, helping load most of it onto trucks that will drive it back to grocery stores where I'm 100% sure no one will buy any of it.

As for the rest that doesn't go to the grocery stores that I'll toss in a big bin, where people will come by and pick a few items from it that they don't want. After that they'll take it back to their homes, where they won't eat it, and will eventually take it back to the grocery store, where they'll receive money to put it back on the shelf.

While the following isn't my job, some time later, that food we shipped back to grocery stores and the food random people picked up and took home and eventually brought to grocery stores and traded for money, that food will wind up on shelves. It won't be eaten, and will eventually be packed back onto pallets, shipped to warehouses, and then from there shipped to processing plants where the contents of each box and can will be sucked up by a machine and broken down into its natural and artificial ingredients. The artificial ingredients will be shipped off to chemical plants to be rendered into base chemicals, while the natural ingredients will be shipped to farm processing facilities, where they'll be rendered back into crops, which will be carefully be planted back in the ground by large farm vehicles. There, the sun will go overhead each day, sucking energy out of the plants, and the soil will take nutrients out as well. Eventually the plants will shrink and shrivel back up into seeds, which will be plucked up by more large farm vehicles. And so it goes.

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