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ITS A TRAP!! I know she seems cute and quirky and open-minded to sex but let me tell you something, and this comes from a place of experience, that girl is nuts ok. Yea she is wild in bed but on a day to day basis you do not wanna deal with that. It starts off with oh she likes to wash her hands to the point of somehow coating her skin with soap. She insists you watch anime with her and you sit down and put it on and its literally all in Japanese, no subtitles. You're like um, I don't understand this and she ignores you and continues to watch it. You're so fucken lonely that you're like ok, its fine and I can get anal later after the fact so all good especially because the you craved human contact and interaction for so long. But then shes hungry and wants to go out and eat. You're like yea, I'm down with that. After your meal but while the waitress is away she is like taking fucken silverware and the fancy napkins. Then decides she didn't like the service and takes the tip you left for the waitress and hurries you out. You go home thinking alright she likes to do anal. I want to tear me up some asian girl ass. No....she likes to DO anal...YOUR ANAL. You didn't even know this until your naked and tells you to lie on your back and relax and then out of fucken nowhere you're being fingered. You're confused as fuck because shes sexy as hell and the warmth of her body on you is nice but she got fingernails like a muthafucker and it fucken hurts. You're like actually, I'm not ok with this and then she gets all crazy aggressive and is like take it bitch. Now YOUR the one getting your ass torn up. Next day you wake up sore looking to go when where's your clothes?! Seriously where the fuck are you clothes you gotta go to work. This girl has YOUR outfit on is all up in your phone. Apparently late at night you gave her the code subconsciously. She's like I deleted your contact list because all you need is me. You get mad and she is like im sorry, gets on her knees and starts to blow you...while still in your clothes...you eventually get your shit back and go to work and you're now running late. You're at work when on your work phone it rings and its her. You're like I can't take personal calls, this is monitored. She thinks its funny and starts to try to phone sex you. Your whole freaken day is off kilter because you decided to hook up with this girl. And the longer you're with her, the more she alienates you from your friends and family. You find yourself always defending her weird behavior like the time she took stuff from your sisters closet because her shirt got dirty. NO, that is not marriage material. I know cuz I was with that girl. Don't do it. I know you're lonely and horny but NO. Just No. You don't want that kind of drama. EDIT: Well according to the votes, you DO want that sort of drama. That's fine, think with your dicks. Looking at the divorce statistics, more than half of you will eventually find your own drama and get sick of it.

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