( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)-▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 = \(°ロ°)/ Oh no! Bernie Sanders is trying to kill Paul Blart and take back the sub!!! Upvote to stop him!!!

Translated to English:

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Translated to Japanese and back to English:

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Translated through French, Spanish and back to English:

You just fucking fuck that say about me, and I was a little bitch? I know you graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I'm involved in the attack of the many secrets to terrorists, and must have 300 or more. Killing was confirmed. II I'm a sniper senior US Army as a whole and are trained gorilla war. You are nothing to me, not just a goal. It is exactly when you have the likes of my ridiculous, to cleanse the curse never seen on this earth. Do you think you can tell me shit dating online? I think that is still a fool. We better, we want to prepare the larvae of the storm, will you speak was in contact with the supervision of the company in the United States and my secret of his spy network all over the place. Storm destroy what you call your pathetic little life. You're dead, go to the baby sucks. I, anywhere, and can be at any time, you can kill more than 700 forms, it's just my bare hands. So far I have not received a broadly trained in unarmed combat, the rights of access to the entire continental United States Marine Corps arsenal I, you will use the full range to eliminate some miserable fucking donkey surface He has. As long as the problem is it's impossible to know what is sacred to a "smart" comment a little about defraud, maybe you held your tongue is ridiculous. But you can not be is not, and now the price, Redneck white man a fool would pay. Masu is shit

Translated through who-knows-what-ish and back to English:

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