I never thought I'd see another person with a story about being cockblocked by a dead chicken.

When my now fiancè and I started dating we were staying at her house. Her Mum and younger sister also lived in the house. One night, its late and everyone is asleep so being the teenagers we were. We took the oppurtunity for some quiet making out. It progresses and while my girlfriend is on top of me, sheets back, both naked as possible her Mum busts into the room shouting about how there is a fox in the chook run! She barely acknowledged our current situation but expected our immediate help. So up we got, threw on whatever was closest and would cover what was neccessary and spent an hour collecting almost 20 dead chooks and gathering the rest into a protected area for the night.

So, I can safely say I relate to your night.