Our friend is missing

Oh man that sucks... It really does.. But you cannot let it ruin your camps vibe.. Your friend may have consumed weird narcotics and no one is judging.. Your friend then could have had the time of his fapping life..Macklemore played the show of his life and I wish I was there.. 2013 he blew away Tom petty lol.. Anyways.. Your friend.. You think he Shead all worldly possessions.. He may have gotten on video strraking his balls on the cinema tent.. Or he could have found a chick and gotten to blow a load soooooo so deep that only the gods can understand.. what a Fuxk wad.. He may have gotten stranded tho and had not a fuxking clue.. A few weeks ago I was at Sasquatch and raged my faceoff.. Come Monday the last day of music my girl did not rage and I accidently lost the only keys, in her trunk.. She didn't know and 14 years of fuxkin around almost ended.. Well it did and then somehow it didn't.. And that was after The biggest nut I may ever have busted.. Lmfaoooo.. Anyways man I'm trying to be goofy.. Wish I was on the farm with you guys.. Your friend will show up at some point. You took allllll the right steps.. Once he communicates with staff that he is "lost" he will have hopefully immediate attention.. I saw some dudes totally tripped out on bad drugs at bonnnnarooooo before.. And some people have already died.. This year.. Your friend did not.. It's early and he was probably up alllllllll night... You guys love him..and I'm sure he has that same love.. But right now your boy?? Hopefully not a lost girl.. Is just on a side spirit quest..

Another side note my first bonnnnarooooo was 2011 and my girl was pissdd that i didn't know how to navigate the what during arcade fire and her and I.. And my very good friend.. All got lost for the bass lights sets.. I never heard of bassnextar or pretty lights.. At that point I never tripped or anything besides some thC.. Well I went back to camp earlyyyy and missing and not seeing bassnextar.. Nor did I really enjoy pretty lights.. And this was randomly after meeting some hardcore low key juggalos.. Only cuz my first 4 festivals were the juggalo gatherings 2-6.. Soooo bonnaroo always had a VERY VERY weird family vibe..

Anywayssss chill on the stress cuz the good:

He is not dead. He is not dead. Your friend is an idiot and ingested narcotics I am assuming.. Your friend is not dead.. It is bonnaroo Sunday... And it's always darkest before the dawnnnnnnn

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