This one is only a mild disability, but one of my funnier hook up stories. When I was 27ish I was going through a rough time, and as such drinking too much and doing coke a little too often with a good friend of mine. We're at the bar by his place one night doing our usual thing when an attractive mid-forties woman comes in. She sits by us and we are all drinking hard. I'm pretty drunk, as is my buddy, and she's slurring a bit so I assume she is too. Bar closes, so we invite the woman to come over, get some more beer, and head to my friend's place to continue the party. Sometime around 4 am I am wasted enough, and finally giving into the all encompassing loneliness I felt at the time, so I start rubbing this woman's leg. She leans close and slurs into my ear that she lives close by. We say or goodbyes and head to hers, making out and groping in the street. Finally make it to her place and get to it. Turns into some of the best sex I'd had up to that point, until she told me to get behind her. I'm going to town when I hear a loud whistling noise. Takes me a few minutes to locate the source, which turns out to be her head, so I grab her hair and pull back revealing her hearing aid. Turns out she wasn't drunk slurring as just deaf, which effected her speech. The hair pull spurred her on more and then things got really wild. But, that's another story.