There was once a guy who saw an advert in a nudie mag that said "I can whistle whilst giving a blowjob, call this number..." The guy thought this sounded quite impressive and so decided to give it a shot. Sure enough, at the allotted time a beautiful woman turned up on his doorstep wearing a tight dress, sexy sunglasses and looking like Marilyn Monroe. They negotiated the financial end of things (£250) and she gave her conditions "It must be with the curtains closed, lights off and he had to wear a blindfold". He agreed to the strange conditions and they got down to business.

He's getting the best blow job he ever had when all of a sudden he hears her whistling "Dixie just before having his best climax ever. Afterwards he takes of the blindfold, opens the curtains and she's still made up perfectly without a hair out of place and with her dress and sunglasses perfectly in place. Off she goes without a word.

The guy thinks this was such a fantastic experience that a few weeks later he decides to go for it again. The same lady turns up and again she tells him the rules "Curtains closed, lights off, blindfold on" and they go at it again. This one is even better than last time and just as he's about to orgasm he hears her whistling "Oh When The Saints" and this gives him a finish even more powerful than the last time. Once he gets the blindfold off, curtains open and lights on she looks flawless as ever and again departs without a word.

He ponders this further over the next few weeks and decides he has to find out how she can whistle whilst making him cum so amazingly. He sets the date and she turns up on time, again perfectly made up with lipstick, sexy outfit, black shades and high heels. She runs through the rules but this time he ties the blindfold so he can see out the bottom and near enough that he can switch the light on when he hears the whistling. They go at it and as he's getting close he starts to hear her whistling the theme from Hill Street Blues. He reaches up to the lightswitch and can just make out under the edge of his blindfold the woman's hand as it reaches down between his shoes to grab a glass eye...