I have had it with these comments with the general negativity towards Kevin Frederick Durant's decision to join the Golden State Warriors.
Ass on Auto-Pilot Let me tell you . That is a BLASPHEMOUS statement. I just spitted out my sparkling cranberry seltzer water on my $374.28 wooden mahogny table after i read that comment. My sparkling water is Gone! Now i will have to drink sparklin black current mint seltzer water because sparkling cranberry will forever remind me of your blasphemous comment! but anyways..
Kevin James Durant's Ass is not on Auto Pilot.
Kevin Peter Durant is fighting for a title. Just today when Klay was playing poorly once again in the Series the Warriors only SWEPT another series. They are only 12-0 in the playoffs.
But Kevin Lawon Durant was not on autopilot. Sweeping's hard. Kevin Dale Durant now has to wait 9 day's for the NBA Final's. His game may dissappear from that long wait. His legs may magically turn into horse leg's by Harry Potter.
So, Karl Durant is playing basketball. Not Hula hoop. Basketball with a capital B as in Basketball. Basketball!
And, Yes, Kevin Thomas Durant get's more wide open looks on the court. But he is on a hard road. The flippin Warriors did not win 73 games this year. They have gotten worse in fact. This year they won a mere 67 games. That is a total of 7 games. Or 28 quarters. Or 462 time zones.
I don't pray but i prayed. I got on my knees and said some hail mary's. 4 as a matter of fact. And the Lord listened to me. God said You are right. Kevin John Durant has hard road. I will help K....D get easier road. Then he said Goodbye mate in a southern British accent with 1 eye open and one eye slightly closed with a fedora on.
So Kevin Bollong Durant is on the rockiest roadiest road of all time. He drivin the mother duckin bus all the way to that chip! He making lemonade out of oranges for God's Sake! He eating breakfast at 2am! He playing Duck Duck Horse!