Precisely Bound Demons and their Behavior

I want to know what would happen if I were to input the following command / wish:

I call upon you, djinn, and make the following request: That you enter this world at the instant of the completion of the sentence I am speaking now for the immediate and sole purpose of granting myself the full powers, abilities, manipulations, capacities, skills, talents, limitations and dangers therein, and understandings vital to the deliberate and controlled handling thereof that you yourself possess to the breadth and scope that you yourself possess them; that upon entering this world you will make all haste and let no circumstances inhibit your completion of my wish; that you will depart to your previous non-Looped, non-Earth location with no recollection of the granting of this wish for this and all Loops both previous and subsequent; that this elevation bring with it only power over such powers as the entity I understand to be you yourself, the djinn over whom I have the power of calling, possess and command to their fullness and not be inhibited in any manner, through any manipulation, or in any fraction, portion, by yourself, your agents, or your machinations between other djinns or another djinn singular, other human beings or another human singular, and any entity or entities with sufficient intelligence, lack of intelligence, or combination therein to enable the forfeiture or degradation of this calling in all instances both Looped and non-Looped in all Loops and non-Loops of all eras of history both recorded and unrecorded along any point of time within the multiversal and time-contradicted fields to which I am bound, you are bound, and those of the same to which neither of us are bound and those to which both of us are bound; that in this calling let no adjustment be made beyond extension of my powers over this, subsequent, and previous Looped and non-Looped instances to include that my mental state will not be adjusted by your knowledge, powers, and capabilities directly, through your machinations, or through such powers, entities, and forces both personal and impersonal to include those beyond which affect me currently that exist in the fullness of your awareness, knowledge, perception, and cunning to include other djinns and or such entities that can break through, modify, or impact existent Loops to attempt a modification, breaking, halting, perversion, limitation, or extension of the contents of this binding; that in the granting of this calling that the reception of these powers, abilities, manipulations, capacities, skills, talents, and understandings vital to the deliberate and controlled handling thereof shall not reclassify myself as a djinn, demon, daemon, spirit, or in any form, name, or substance that will make me subject to the calling of any djinn, demon, daemon, spirit, human, or any other entity either intelligent or non-intelligent by means either purposeful or accidental to any ends and for any purpose to include a lack of ends and lack of purpose and to include ignorance by any attempted calling entity of the act or results themselves either in part or in full, that I shall retain the knowledge of this calling throughout all Looped and non-Looped instances whether previous, subsequent, or current; and that I shall retain the knowledge of the full powers, abilities, manipulations, capacities, skills, talents, limitations and dangers therein, and understandings vital to the deliberate and controlled handling thereof I have successfully received as a result of this calling.

--- My reasoning is that the best way for us to call a djinn / demon to stop the end of the world is to simply make a human being control the same powers and then get past the entire language barrier implied by the nature of djinns / demons that way.

A different flavor to raw application, and I expect the answer will be "The world is still destroyed", but I want to see what everybody else thinks of this.

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