Hey r/Nashville ! I know you are all super excited about the fact that you don’t have basic human conveniences like public transportation or low rent, but I’m wondering if you will take a few moments to blow up the last remaining spot you know of that actually has reasonably priced anything that isn’t overrun with tourists.

You see, my “brand” is more important to me than respecting the fact that Nashville actually has “residents” that don’t like to expose what few remaining pleasures they have. And in order to prove and expand my brand, I need to write a new take about the same shut that everyone is already writing about and making YouTube videos about.

This is where you come in, “residents”. I need you to sell out your honey holes. That place that you go to every few weeks because it is all you can afford after the rent and car payment come out. That place that is already feeling the forces of inflation and is doing everything it can to remain cheap because it is off the beaten path and is trying not to sell it’s soul to become another cog in the gears of tourist Nashville. So, if you can just foresake the place for me, that would be really cool.

You won’t see a cent from it, you won’t get any promotion. But I will! So chop, chop!