RAGE THREAD - F-YOU FRIDAYS - ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE

I'VE SAID IT ONCE I'LL SAY IT AGAIN. FUCK HALICARNASSUS

WITH THAT OUT OF THE WAY

SO GET THIS. O4N. EASY SHIT RIGHT. I'M TANKING, MAIN TANKING AT THAT. I'M ABOUT 336 ILVL IGOTTHIS.

WAR OT DECIDES TO PROVOKE FOR THE THUNDER 3 TANKBUSTER. OK SURE I'LL DEAL WITH THAT I HAVE GRIT OFF ANYWAY I SHIRK HIM AND THINGS GO AS PLANNED. LATER ON HE TAKES THE SECOND BUSTER AND PROVOKE IT BACK. WHATS THAT HE STILL HAS AGGRO? OK SO I'M WAITING FOR HIS SHIRK. STILL WAITING. FUCK FINE I'LL POWER SLASH. "swap?" MOTHERFUCKER I DID IM WAITING FOR YOU TO SHIRK ME. "waiting on the shirk" I TOLD HIM. INSTANCE ENDS. NO LOOT "i didnt need shirk before xpan you shouldnt need it now" HOLY FUCKING SHIT WE GOT A LIVE ONE BOYS. I HONESTLY REGRET LEAVING AS YOU SAID THAT. LISTEN HERE YOU PANTS ON HEAD RETARDED MONKEY. THERES THIS AMAZING ABILITY CALLED SHIRK. TRANSFERS 20% OF YOUR ENMITY TO THE TARGET OF YOUR CHOOSING. THIS MAKES TANK SWAPS SO MUCH EASIER AND THE MT CAN HAVE SOME BREATHING ROOM AND BE ABLE TO DPS WITH OUT SOME 6 FELL CLEAVING RETARD CREEPING UP ON AGGRO IN THE NEXT 2 SECONDS. ART THOU DIRTY CASUAL. YOU HAVE THE TOOLS. USE THEM YOU FUCK

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