I WAS IN MY ROOM AND I WAS JUST LIKE STARING AT THE WALL THINKING ABOUT EVERYTHING

BUT THEN AGAIN I WAS THINKING ABOUT NOTHING

AND THEN MY MOM CAME IN AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW SHE WAS THERE SHE CALLED MY NAME

AND I DIDN'T EVEN HEAR IT, AND THEN SHE STARTED SCREAMING: MIKE! MIKE!

AND I GO: WHAT, WHAT'S THE MATTER?

AND SHE GOES: WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

I GO: THERE'S NOTHING WRONG MOM

AND SHE GOES: DON'T TELL ME THAT, YOU'RE ON DRUGS!

AND I GO: NO MOM I'M NOT ON DRUGS I'M OKAY, I WAS JUST THINKING YOU KNOW,

WHY DON'T YOU GET ME A PEPSI

AND SHE GOES: NO YOU'RE ON DRUGS!

I GO: MOM I'M OKAY, I'M JUST THINKING

SHE GOES: NO YOU'RE NOT THINKING, YOU'RE ON DRUGS! NORMAL PEOPLE DON'T ACT THAT WAY!

I GO: MOM JUST GIVE ME A PEPSI, PLEASE

ALL I WANT IS A PEPSI, AND SHE WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO ME

ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI, JUST ONE PEPSI, AND SHE WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO ME

JUST A PEPSI