Reddit, what is your craziest dorm story? [NSFW]

Okay I hope this is crazy enough for reddit. I went to a small college and the dorms were more or less like mini townhouses (Trying to paint a picture for you) There were sweets including a room for 3 and a room for 4. I was in a room for 4 which had 2 bunk beds. It was a typical night getting drunk. A bunch of my roomates friends were over including his girlfriend. We went around the courtyard pretty much dorm hopping the freshman and just got completely plastered and decided to head back to our dorm to settle down with some weed and N64. My roomates friends saw a bunch of pokemon cards scattered on one of our roomates desk. We had an issue in our room where there was always a massive amount of pokemon cards just scattered everywhere yet we didn't really know where they originally came from. Anyway they decided they wanted to learn how to play pokemon cards and none of us knew how. At this point we have like 3 people playing mario party, 4-5 "playing pokemon", and my roomate and his girlfriend hooking up in the bed right next to the desk were all playing pokemon on.

Things start heating up and my roomate and his girlfriend literally go under the covers and start doing some funny business. IDK how common this is at other colleges or universities but it was totally normal for people to just fuck under the covers with people in the room. Not strangers at a party, more or less your roomates and close friends in the room. This would happen NON stop. I never thought I would just get used to something like that. Well one of my friends decides he wants to record them having sex and begins to get the video rolling on his phone. He than hands me the phone and pulls off the covers and BAM right in front of us was my roomates girlfriend just riding him. I know I said the "fucking under the covers thing" happened a lot, but ive NEVER seen actual skin on skin action of another couple besides porn. At this point every 1 is so plastered that the N64 people do not even realize what is happening behind them and everybody at the pokemon table was just straight dying laughing. But for some reason my roomate and his girlfriend did not give a flying fuck (at least at the time) and they just kept going.

Eventually she started getting mad like 4-5 minutes in pulled the covers over them and got off my roomate. The next morning the whole room had that video on their phone and my roomates girlfriend found out. She was pissed to say the least. We all vowed to delete it right in front of her because in all honesty she was such a good "5th" roomate. Always cleaned the room after we threw dorm parties and shit. So yea, that is one of the crazier stories I have from college. If this was considered "crazy" enough I have a couple more, I ended up getting kicked out of dorming.

TLDR; Filmed a amateur porno while trying to figure out how to play pokemon the card game while drunk

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