Reddit, what is your craziest dorm story? [NSFW]

I lived with 7 girls in my first year of uni, I was the only guy. Typical reaction upon realising this was 'cool'. It was by far the worst living situation I've been in.

There was the girl that fucked a different guy every night and loudly, at first I was like 'You go girl, get some', it became lame when certain guys would take my shit in the kitchen and she never took ownership of that.

Nothing was cleaned, ever. I left for xmas holidays for 2 weeks and the bins where stacked in the corner, 14 full black bin liners in total. It stunk so badly I was urging, I don't understand how they lived in it.

I put my tv and dvd player in the living area to share etc, two of the girls trashed it and let a homeless person into the flat which stole my ps2.

Then there was the general stuff, no bathroom time etc, misandry and lack of respect. Never respected personal space, time, would just go into my room and take things, I remember finding my xanax and mdma gone, saying sorry isn't replacing it. Actually that reminded me of the time I found a massive cum stain on my pillow and blood on my sheets, I wish I was joking.

2 of the girls where cool though and I liked their boyfriends, but ultimately the was always an argument always a mess. The one thing though that was the absolute worst for me, I could forgive most other things, but the atmosphere of passive aggressiveness was so thick that I had to assume that most of the time, I had done something wrong.

I got to a point where I ended up living at a uni mates house half of the week.

It was funny because all the male friends I had thought it was cool and I was lucky, but as soon as I brought them back, it didn't take long for them to realise the fresh hell I had to live with.

Another homeless person walked into the flat, which I assumed was a boyfriend, started making a bacon sandwich for and sat down and chatted with me, he was cool and it was funny thinking back on it, but come on lock the door.

People cooking ketamine in the kitchen, stuff stolen, parties would run on for days at a time. I mean it's fun for awhile, but fuck I have work to do.

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