Reddit, what is your craziest dorm story? [NSFW]

My first room was on the 6th floor of a tower type dorm. We regularly got drunk as everyone else. All dumb jocks and did all kinds of stupid things. We were hated as all 18-19yo obnoxious over testosteroned guys were. I even hate my then me. Really too many stories. Tame one.

drunk as shit from an everclear garbage can party and we begin more stupid shit. One guy is teeing off with a 3 wood on D batteries and leaving exploded batteries up and down the hallway. One guy is climbing up the garbage chute to get to the girls floor(pre integration) and I want to see who can hang further out the window. I am standing in the window and sort of flapping in the wind and other guy is like, hey, I'll hold your ankles, go farther. Sure, why the fuck not. He hangs me by my ankles out the windows, 6 floors up, and I look down 70 or so feet up. Wtf am I doing.. Fuck it it's fun. I am 5 feet out the window and I see the top of a head in the window below. Wtf.. Who's head is that. Hot blonde. I yell to the ankle holder to let me down further. I get another foot or so and see an über hot girl on her bed, eyes closed and her bf is having dinner at the Y. Sweet. Free live porn. One guy wants to pull me up and I am like fuuck' no. This is fun. While I am yelling she looks up and sees the top of my head looking into her window, freaks out for obvious reasons and basically starts kicking, literally kicking her boyfriend in the head like she is pedaling a bike uphill.. Guy is pissed as shit and is now yelling out the window at me hanging upside down watching their shenanigans. And I start yelling come up here mother fucker and well work this shit out.. Fu, no fu etc. he throws his clothes on and runs up to our floor and starts banging on the door.. We run over let him in and are like dude.. That was hot..your gf is hot as shit.. We shoved a drink in his hand and stays and got crocked with us all night.

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