My drunk story is about me and my friend were going to rave. We start out at his dad's house who is throwing a little (mexican) cookout with lots of bud light and food. His also gave me a couple of shots of Tres Generations Suaza Tequilla. So we leave I am feeling pretty good and my friend is driving. I have the idea to getting some more beer to drink in the parking lot. SO we get a six pack of 16 oz ice house and my friend says I just start pounding them I don't remember at this point. So we go to the club where the rave is and I am apparently to drunk to get in. I mean how wasted do you have to be to be to fucked up to get in to a rave. Pretty drunk apparently becasue I barley remember talking to the bouncers in super slurred speech. So thanks to me we cant get in and my friend has the bright idea of getting some more beer and hanging out in his cul-de-sac so we do. While we are drinking there the is this kid like 13 out at like 3am riding his bike just being a delinquent so I have the bright idea of strong arming his bike from him. Now that I went to all the effort of getting this bike from the kid the only logical thing is to ride it. I am about 6'4" and it's some tiny bmx bike I would of had trouble riding it sober. But I start to peddle and my friend is like iRan_soFar I don't think you should do that and I'm like its cool. So I start riding this bike swerving like hell the handle bars going left and right until the bars go completely perpendicular to the bike while I am still riding so I immediately go face first in to the road sliding on my face for a while. Next thing I know I wake up on my friends couch not remembering shit form the night before. I go to the bathroom and see my face has a decent amount of roadrash on the left side and my leg has a huge bruise apparently from the peddles getting wrapped up in it. I asked my friend wtf happened and he filled me in and I slowly start to remember part of the night, and all I can do is think how much of a moron I am. But I learned my lesson on drinking to much tequila.