Redditors whats your most embarrassing/awkward getting caught having sex or masturbating story?

i caught my mother once.

i was in HS at the time and was not feeling well so i left halfway through the day. i came home and laid down on the couch trying to relax before i made my way to my room. while on the couch, i started hearing creaking coming from upstairs. i didn't know if i was home alone or not so i started to make my way upstairs. as i began walking down the hallway i heard the TV coming from my mothers room. i thought she was probably moving around furniture because she loved rearranging her room. so i walked to her room to tell her how i came home early. i opened the door and found her using her toy on herself. i was in shock that i literally became frozen when she screamed "what are you doing home!" i immediately snapped out of it, awkwardly said "not well" and left my house for a few hours. when i came home we both pretended like it never happened.

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