Alright I've had enough. What the hell is wrong with you people? Why is reddit obsessed with wiping with quadruple-ply ultra quilted mega soft ass blankets? Do you guys just like walking around all day with little bits of TP stuck to your turdcutter? You know what happens when I use that unnecessarily soft, fragile and expensive bullshit? First it smears the shit. Lovely, now I have to grind the residual poo off with a whole wad which inevitably disintegrates. Then, of course, I practically have to finger my corn hole to get all the pilled-up pieces of TP off. Using your bare hands to pull little bits of paper out of your anus is NOT luxury. And god forbid you miss a piece, because that shit will itch all fucking day. Jesus Christ people. You know how the one-ply works? You fucking fold it (gasp!) and now you have double, triple, quadruple ply I don't give a fuck. The important thing is it's not going to disintegrate against your asshole. It actually stays in one piece and facilitates the transfer of poo to paper. My experience with flimsy fuzzy travesty you people call toilet paper has always been the opposite: half the paper sticks to your ass, necessitating more wiping until you're pretty sure it's just paper stuck there now and you can go at it with your fucking fingers because who the fuck wants to walk around with a few squares worth of TP clinging to their asshole in tiny, itchy, itchy little pieces. You people are insane, you act like one ply is sandpaper. I buy the grocery store brand TP because I like having a clean asshole. Rock bottom is having to wipe your ass for twenty minutes and still having little bits of your luxurious TP stuck to it.