Then this will be equally as creepy.
Sometimes (Oooooh)
Something beautiful happens
In this world (Akon)
You don't know how to
Express yourself so (and Lonely Island)
You just gotta sing
I just had sex
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
I let a man put his penis
Inside of me
I just had sex
And I'll never go back (Never go back)
To the not-having-sex
Ways of the past
Have you ever had sex?
I have it felt great
It felt so good
When I did it with my vagina
A boy let me do it
It literally just happened
Having sex can make a nice
Man out of the meanest
Never guess where I just came from
I had sex
If I had to describe the feeling
It was the best
When I had the sex
Man my vagina felt great
And I called my parents
Right after I was done
Oh hey, didn't see you there
Guess what I just did?
Had sex, undressed
Saw his berries and the rest
Was sure nice of him to let you
Do that thing
Nice of any boy ever
Now sing
I just had sex
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
I let a man put his penis
Inside of me
I wanna tell the world
To be honest I'm surprised
He even wanted me to do it
Doesn't really make sense
But man, screw it
I ain't one to argue
With a good thing
He could be my husband
That good?
The best 30 seconds of my life (My life)
I'm so humbled by a boys ability
To let me do him
Cuz honestly I'd have sex
With a pile of manure
With that in mind
The soft, nice smelling boys better
Cuz he let me wear
My chain and turtle neck sweater
So this one's dedicated to them boys
That let us flop around on top of them
If you're near or far
Whether short or tall
We wanna thank you all
For letting us fuck you
He kept looking at his watch
(Doesn't matter, had sex)
But I cried the whole time
(Doesn't matter, had sex)
I think he might've been a racist
(Doesn't matter, had sex)
He put a bag on my head
(Still counts)
I just had sex (Sex)
And all my dreams came true (Dream came true)
So if you had sex in the last
30 minutes then you're qualified
To sing with me
I just had sex (Everybody sing)
And it felt so good (We all had sex)
I let a man put his penis
Inside of me (I wanna tell the world)
I just had sex
And I'll never go back (No no no)
To the not-having-sex
Days of the past