Ah, New Zealand! Where do I start?

For starters, let's be honest, you are Austrailia's little bitch. Seeing as how Australia has the worst record for environmental protection, you guys are the little bitch supporting this dismal record. Even worse than Trump's America.

Second off, you guys are so racist to the indigenous population you should be ashamed of yourselves. Your racial injustice makes Trump look like Mother Theresa.

Speaking of conservative and unjust policies, Cannabis crimes are prosecuted worse than violent crimes in NZ. Have fun living in the middle ages with that one.

Abortion? I hope that you don't need one because that isn't easy in New Zealand. Even more difficult than in a Trump America.

Still prefer to live in New Zealand? Good, fucking stay there, we don't want you here and most people in my country haven't heard of yours unless we are referring to hobbits.

Have fun being Austrailia's bitch and your welcome for the pop-culture, you have been re-appropriating that like it's the last glass of water in a desert.