I worked at a small town pizza parlor in high school. We opened at 10am on the weekends and we would show up at 8am to get everything prepped for the day. I was having an on again off again relationship with a female coworker. We finished prepping early and decided to get some action in before we opened. We lost track of time and got caught by the owner fucking in the bathroom. He showed up a little after 10 and couldn't figure out why the open sign wasn't on and the doors were still locked. We were both fired on the spot. Still one of my favorite memories! Having her bent over the sink in front of the mirror and hearing the door open and seeing his face. Priceless.