[Serious] [NSFW] What is the story of/behind the worst date you've ever been on?

Similar terrible story, Chilling at a pub with friends when I received a call from a Girl who told me she was going to be at the club which is downstairs from where I was, I said great, text me when you're there and I will come meet you. I happened to be coming out the washroom and not near my friends when I received the text, the washroom was closer to the club where they were so I decided to run down and say hello for a second (I knew she was with a friend so i wasn't leaving her alone when I came back up) we proceeded to have a drink and we're having a good time but I told here I had to run upstairs and say goodbye to my friends. When I return maybe 30 min later they are both hammered. Like getting kicked out of the club hammered in under an hour of being there. It's still light outside. The bouncers see I know them and ask for me to take them home - I agree - I help the friend walk to my car about 5 min away and proceed to pull around to the from of the club, the girl I was meeting that night is gone. The bouncer tells me she walked away and points north. I eventually find her and after her not responding to me saying get in while she walked right beside the car I get out and help her in. At this point I start to think they are on something... A short drive later I KNOW they are on something - both passed out and the clear smell of human shit has engulfed my car. At this point I am panicked, do I bring them to the hospital? Maybe they are just light weights? Do the bouncers think I drugged them??? I check them out and they seem to be fine, just sleeping so I make the call to bring them home and just monitor them for awhile. After figuring out who soiled them self I take her friend and put her in my bed. The other one goes right into my bathroom and I hand her a pair of my Sweat pants and a shirt and politely put it pls turn on the shower and wash yourself while i wait outside. She was so confused why I was asking her this at the time to do this but by the power of Jesus me and my roommate heard the shower come on and somehow she came out wearing my clothes. Thank fucking god. I put her into my bed with her friend and realize her friend has also lost control of her Bowles and pissed a huge bright pink piss stain all over my new mattress (I assume new pink panties). At this point I'm mad - did they take drugs willingly? what kind of sick fucks drugs girls? Even if you're sick enough to rape someone this drug obviously makes you not be able to control your bowels which makes these sick people even more fucked up for playing some sort of shit lottery. I didn't sleep at all that night making sure they were okay but at 6am I abruptly woke them up and asked where they parked their car so i could drive them. They had no clue what happened even to go as far as to ask where her clothes were at which point I had to explain they were both drugged and your clothes are outside my house in the trash can covered in shit... Your shit... We still talk once in awhile but I never went anywhere after that. I also called the club the next day and told them what happened and was told it's a common occurrence and they could do nothing.

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