[serious] Redditors who have survived a plane crash - how did people react on the way down?

HEY EVERYONE this guy is total bullshittin, look through his comment history.

I found a story that directly contradicts his being a paraplegic and his parents being dead. He said "Not necessarily an "alien" story... BUT... I feel like this is a good place for it. In August of 2012 I was in Fayetteville, Arkansas with my family dropping my sister off for her freshman year at Arkansas. My parents and I were staying in a hotel on the edge of town as my sister spent her first night in the dorms. That night we had planned to meet my sister and her friends for dinner at a local steakhouse. My parents and I got ready for dinner and left our 2nd floor hotel room. We all walked down the hallway toward the elevator chatting about the day. The next thing I know I look up and notice the front desk? How did we get to the first floor I thought? We didn't take the stairs or the elevator. I promptly asked each of my parents if they knew how we got downstairs. They wouldn't have noticed if I hadn't brought it up but neither of them recalled how we got from our room (which after further investigation was absolutely on an entirely separate 2nd floor) down to the hotel lobby. Let me add that both of my parents are the type of people who can recite over 100 digits of pi. For the next hour we discussed possibilities. There were none. None of us were in intoxicated in any way. I truly think my parents and I may have stumbled upon a wormhole that evening"

Here are some other stories of his

Basically it's great. I wipe my ass with money just like they do on TV. I've never done it with $100 though. 20's all the time however and a $50 note here and there as well. Occasionally I donate $1 to the gas station charities; makes me feel really great that I can help.

Last week I was driving home from work going about 55 mph and for no apparent reason I reached up and shifted my truck into reverse. Thank God it automatically went into neutral.

This basically happened to me for real. Two-times in the last week my fuel pump has decided to short out and both times I was able to exit the highway and coast into a mechanic/gas station.. Incredible.

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