At my place of work, there is only one gender neutral staff toilet. Yesterday I was waiting outside the door and my boss came out and looked horrified to see me, I was about to piss myself so I just nodded and then pushed past him. Just as I went through the door, he tried to get back in and looked mortified, but then he saw how weirded out I looked so he walked away. I figured he'd lost something to made a mental note to keep an eye out for it and take it back to his office if I found it.

I approach the toilet, and there's a turd that he must have forgotten to flush. He remembered just a few seconds too late. I was called to a meeting later that day to discuss my possible bonus, and he was acting awkward AF for the whole meeting.