The patron saint of: biting your underage looking girlfriend, misplacing your firearms, unsuccessful book signings, mooching brothers, banned Twitter accounts, getting fired from multimillion dollar contracts, Xanax and alcohol addictions, affairs with transgendered porn stars, antiquated racist beliefs, girlfriends with massive biceps, forgetting to laugh, the Big Apple Ranch, one sided Twitter feuds with Ron Pearlman, entering contracts as a racist, cheap Chinese knockoff guitars, getting COMP'D, SAMCRO cosplay, successful daytime TV lawsuits, youth saliva, plastic bag conventions, sounding just like Eric, tribute bands, not visiting your terminally ill mother, playing poorly with Blue Oyster Cult, getting the girl, Scorch's PFG TV, trees on houses, James Hefner, Vizio Soundbars, losing money on your McMansion, obscurity, alternate Twitter accounts, basement karaoke, the song Ain't It Fun by Paramore, being shunned by former friends, smoking crack as a family, being kicked out of comedy clubs, taking advantage of a heroin addict has been, gay experimentation in a tree house, associating with convicted sex offenders, not being racist because you had a black friend who died from diabetes, dating high schoolers in your forties, assaulting mentally disabled sycophants on camera, sisters with fat asses, and so much more.