Ok, I got one perfect for this occasion. So this was around the time the movie "Amélie" or "Le fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain" in original came out. I went to some old cinema theater to see it. Amazingly there were no people in the entire place with maybe 250 seats, but me and some other dude but he went on the balcony above. So, the movie starts, and a minute or so later comes some asshole and sit right next to me of all the fucking empty seats. Granted I was right in the middle, best seat, who doesn't want to sit in the middle. So I gave him the benefit of the doubt. He acted fidgety, and at some point places his left hand on the armrest between us and hangs his wrist low, and ever so gently touches my right thigh around the knee area with his middle finger. This is extremely light. I again assume nothing nefarious, and move my leg a bit to the left. I'm not gonna retreat too much goddammit, this is my fucking seat, just because some twat doesn't have limb awareness. The FUCKING cunt moves his hand further and again grazes my knee lightly with the tip of his nail. At this point I finally started to realize that this person had come with something else in his mind other than appreciation for French cinema and moved my legs as far as I could to the left. This situation was very confusing and unknown to me, I didn't know what to do exactly. Anyway, after a few seconds the dude realized he's not gonna get sexy time from me so he promptly got up and left the cinema. Finally I could appreciate the shenanigans of Amelie and the traveling dwarf in peace. Unfortunately I was quite shaken, and couldn't fully enjoy the movie. To this day, whenever I hear this movie mentioned I always associate it with that sexual deviant.