A /u/Llaine, /u/Cakey1 and /u/amfing smut fic
“I heard you like cake, /u/Cakey1,” said /u/amfing. “Allow me to facilitate the indulgence of your appetite.”
She turned to /u/Llaine. “Sit,” she demanded flatly, motioning sharply at u/Llaine’s quivering arse and then at the cake that was positioned underneath it. It was a larger version of /u/Permanentmarkerisfun’s mojito cupcakes – a full-sized cake, 12-inch in diameter with a buttery yellow-green alcoholic frosting.
/u/Llaine immediately complied, depositing his naked buttocks awkwardly onto the cake, his long hairy legs going akimbo. The cake made a subtle squelching noise as his bum and flaccid penis and balls were submerged in the sticky icing.
“Grind into it. Give it a lap dance.”
/u/Llaine leaned forward on his sinewy arms to stabilise his body as he gyrated rhythmically into the cake with sploshing, squishy, wet noises. The firm muscles of his back and legs rippled attractively in the harsh light, gleaming with the sweat of exertion as he moved at first side-to-side and then up-and-down. He continued the movements until the once-perfect cake was razed as flat as a pancake, moist crumbs and globs of icing covering the carpet.
“On your knees like a dog,” she ordered next. Submissively, he dropped to his knees and bared himself.
“Eat,” /u/amfing ordered /u/Cakey1, pointing at /u/Llaine’s pastry-plastered arse. /u/Cakey1 hesitated and cast a fearful glance at her, sweat beading visibly on his forehead and upper lip.
She tightened her tremulous fingers the broken booze bottle, the danger barely contained in her smouldering, dark eyes. “I don’t want to have to request that of you again.”
With the trepidation of Bruce Bogtrotter, he crawled towards /u/Llaine’s buttocks with slack mouth and tongue akimbo.
“Devour it like it is your Maccas birthday ice-cream cake and it is 1999.”
/u/Cakey1 licked tentatively once, twice, his tongue barely scraping the coloured confection off /u/Llaine’s tanned skin.
“More gusto. Work your tongue. Get your lips on him. Suck that cream off his arse,” /u/amfing said quietly. /u/Cakey1 sped up the tempo and frequency of his consumption, clamping his mouth around the firm, sculpted muscles of /u/Llaine’s pattiseried butt-cheeks and suctioning like a vacuum cleaner. /u/Llaine moaned involuntarily at the stimulus, his cock becoming slightly fuller.
“That’s pathetic. More teeth. Really get into that cake. Masticate it.”
/u/Cakey1 teethed the remnants of the cake, softly at first. But at /u/amfing’s noise of displeasure, he bit down hard, drawing blood. /u/Llaine made an effeminate squeal of pain and protest.
“That cake is good, isn’t it, hmm? But I think it may be better with the addition of some fudge. It would really add some deeper flavour notes.”
She made the Hopoate gesture at /u/Cakey1. Her lips were twisted into a depraved smile, her cheeks flushed with a mixture of booze and burgeoning arousal.
/u/Cakey1 fingered /u/Llaine’s taut opening for a second before decisively inserting the digit. /u/Llaine shuddered and failed to restrain himself from uttering another high-pitched yelp of pain.
“Another.” The second finger elicited an even stronger reaction than the first, with /u/Llaine withdrawing his whole frame into a protective position as he responded to the sudden invasion. He moaned deeply with a mixed response of pain and pleasure.
/u/amfing did not say what she wanted /u/Cakey1 to do next; merely demonstrated with her hand. She was panting slightly now as she watched the pair, one hand casually drawing circles around her own bare nipple. /u/Cakey1 moved his fingers laterally within /u/Llaine’s rectum, stretching the unmalleable muscles out with a strong scissoring motion. At this point, /u/Llaine’s sheened body was exuding large droplets of sweat onto the carpet and his moans were constant and guttural.
“Frankies.” /u/Llaine finally uttered a hoarse voice, hoping that /u/Cakey would understand. “Frankies. Frankies!”
/u/tinmun poked his head into the room. “You called?”
A shit-eating grin grew across /u/amfing’s face. The night was getting even better.