I talk to god every day but I can't find happiness.

Why do you think they will help him? They're mercenaries and liars, and they get paid 20 times as much if they misdiagnose you as if they diagnose you properly. They're a bunch of capitalist assholes who worship mammon, assuming he's an American.

Look, let me tell you my experience with the psychiatrists:

When I was 13 they say, "He has ADHD" so they gave me lots and lots and lots of Aderall, which is basically the same thing as meth, and also pretty much identical to the effects of a similar drug "Pervitin," which is the drug Hitler used to control his minions.

Then, when I go completely insane from so much Aderall, they say, "He's bipolar". Even though i say, "I hear sounds that aren't there," the shrink says, "Forget about that." and I quite clearly have all the symptoms of paranoid schizophrenia, yet they say, "He's bipolar." So the drugs they give me do nothing, except Aderall, which is well known to make schizophrenia worse.

So for five years they swap me around on meds and pass me between psychiatrists, all while brainwashing me and telling me that i'm bipolar, and then finally, after i waste my entire teen years in a total drugged up state, unable to even finish school, after i drop out of a college due to insanity, they finally make my parents pay them $3000 for a brain scan, after all the ten thousands they'd already spent, and they say, "He's not bipolar at all! He has ADHD and Anxiety Disorder... but the Aderall doesn't help, so put him on Ritalin instead"

But, actually, fuck that. I'm not taking their stupid drugs anymore. So I learn the scientific method and I go and look up my condition and I see, "I have all the symptoms of paranoid schizophrenia, every single one of them."

So I could go back to the psychiatrist, but why would I, to give those assholes money? I've already fixed my problems just by learning the scientific method, and why would I want the voices to stop? the voices give me peace.

Also, i have a religion that i have invented, and this religion also gives me peace, and i will try to get others to follow it, because i think its a better religion than the ones followed by all of these fake-christian devil-worshippers who say "God tortures people for eternity, so now live your entire life in constant fear and anxiety that you might have chosen the wrong block of paper"

But maybe you're European and just don't understand how bad the U.S. healthcare system is. He comes here for religious advice, and you send him to a pack of wolves.

Your priests: they won't even learn the scientific method, so they are unable to help him. They are supposed to heal the sick, yet they wave their arms around like magic, and if there comes a problem where their pointless magic doesn't work, they send him to a pack of wolves.

So he comes to you for help, and you send him off to the capitalist mercinaries. Good grief, your churches have become totally worthless.

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