Teachers/Examiners of Reddit, what are some of the funniest exam answers you have seen a student write?

In middle school I was in class when the teacher next door just randomly walked into our classroom mid lecture. My school had different groups of students, and typically the group of students that weren't in advanced placement were just rowdy and chaotic. So this teacher walks in (who is supposed to be teaching his class, who aren't advanced placement) and just starts talking to my teacher from across the room, allowing us students to hear it all. Apparently, two kids were fighting in the other class and they needed secuirty and some other teachers to break it up. The teacher of that class asks one of the students who were fighting, what get wanted to grow up to be in life. The kid just says "I want to study burgerology and work at McDonalds." Teacher went on a rant about how this generation was fucked and how McDonalds has labels on their burger paper to signify where you place the burger since the people working there were so stupid.

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