How about this then...
Add filters to account for visually impared
Cap FPS because high refresh monitors give you a huge advantage
360 at the push of a button for mobility impared
Give everyone high ping to even the playing ground
No camera rotation so it's fair for one-handed players
Auras for everything for hearing impared
For those who bought their headphones on a budget: Visual cues for gens being worked on, countdowns for upcoming skill checks
Additional pallets for players with ADHD
Option to disable basement hooks if you're afraid of basements
No picking up without consent! Same goes for healing and unhooking
Replace hits with hugs because violence