i laughed so i think im going to hell. But in all seroiusness i under stand how fucking annoying kids can be at a resturant. I am a waiter and one time we had a party of two (two adult and 3 kids each) wanted to sit together, and the parents had a smart plan to have me sit their kids together and the adults together and i let them have it their way.I leave them alone for 5 minutes and i come back to every suger packet on the kids table opened and spilled on the table AND the kids spilt their water on the table and are mixing the shit together!. I ignored it and opted to not give a shit and let their kids eat on that table since their parents were too occupied talking to each other to notice their kids less that half a meter away. I bring their food and place the plates on both tables and THATS when they finally notice what their little shits did. "Excuse me sir, the kids table is quite sticky and doesnt look like who ever cleaned it last did a proper job" I fucking exploded on theses asswholes i told them "No, i did a perfect job cleaning the table as i always do. Its your kids who keep making a mess while you guys are too busy chatting away about fucking barbra and her breast implants!

after that nothing else happened except when it came to cleaning the table they were sitting at, its about 9 ish in the afternoon so i was hard to see under the table but when i was wiping down the table i sorta slipped and looked under the table to see that the asswholes of customers they are spilled ALL of their drinks on the floor, Coke, water, and even more fucking suger packets. I spent about 2 minutes face palming, several other tables inqured about what happen since there was a strong smell of pop and suger.