Day One, Russian language class:
Russian Swear Word
Hooy tebe v zhopu!
Hooy na ny!
Zalupa konskaya
Hooy morzhovy
Gandon shtopany
Perdoon stary
Pizdobol, Pizdoon
Govnosos
Moodozvon
Zaebis’
Pizdets
Po hooy
Do pizdy
Yelda
Zalupa
Tselka
Minet
Naveshat’ pizdyley
Dat’ pizdy
Pizdy vlomit’
Srat’ tebe v rot
Past’ zabej, padla jebanaja
Zasranec
Nu vse, tebe pizda
Poshyel k chyertu
Potselui mou zhopy
Zhri govno i zdohni!
Pyeryestan’ zalupatsa
Yob tvoyu mat
Durak neschastnyi
Balvan
Dubiina
Viyebnutsa
Govno
Zhopa
Sraka
Mudak
Passossee mayee yaitsa
Ti Durak
Zacroy rot
Ti degheneraat
Bliad’
Govniuk
Pidaras
Poshol nahuj
Pashol na khui
Eto mnye do huya
Na huy…?
A huy li?
Huy tebye v glaz!
Yobanaya suka!
Otyebis ot menya!
Yobni yivo
Yob materi vashi!
Loh
Ootebya nyetu peeski
Nee da dyeloni
Ya hachu tebya trakhate
Zasranees
Kooshay govno sooka
Ootebya nyet yayeesav
Cuchka derganaya
Poydi k chertu
Fsyoe zaeebahnuh
Gndon
Prezirvativ
Thomarai gand mai lund hai?
Eedee tryakhate tvayu mamu
Suka / sooka
Jebat moi lisiy cherep
Chlen tebie v rot
Otyebis
Zhopu porvu margala vikoliu
Otlez’ gnida
Zhopoliz
Srachishche
Idi nahuey
Ya tibyi dam po yibalu
Za cyun v shopu
Ti sleepoy, asleyp
Otsosi, potom prosi
Jri govno i zdohni
Blad
Bliatz
Opezdol
Ebanashka
Eblan
Dolboyob
Raspizdyai
Mudlan
Ja Pycckij pidaras
Alkash
Babnik
Devushka po vyzovu
Zi detka
Dostal/zakolebal
Dura
Durak
Zadnitza
Zanuda
Zatknis
Ischenzni
Kakaya zanuda
Kakogo chyorta
Kachok
Kolot’sya/shiryat’sya
Konchaj bazar
Loh
Macho
Mne nasrat’, chto ty dumaesh’
Mne do lampochki
Mne vse ravno
Mymra
Ostyn’
Otvali
Perdet’
Pit’ zapoem
Pridurok
P’yan v stel-ku
Svoloch’
Sidet’ na igle
Suka
Travka
Trajat’sya
Halyavshchik
Chyort voz’mi!
Chyort poberi!
Chyort!
Chush’ sobach’ya
Yajtza
Zloebuchii hui
Idi v zhopu
Ia tebya imeyu
Perhot’ podzalupnaya
Minyet
Chlen marinovanii
Raspizdyay Kolhoznii
Kon’ Pedal’nii
Bariga
Idi nyuhai plavki
Pizda ti jopoglazaya
Rodilsya cherez jopu
Pizda s ushami
Zalupoglazaya mondavushka
Anus perepuganii
Khrenoten’
Indanahway suka bluut
Niegadzai
Svolotch
Sooksin
Jopa
Perestan’ bit dabayobom
Ya sru na tvayu mat’
Yobanyi karas’
Yeban’ko maloletnee
Zjelob
Ment (plural: menti)
Zona
Na zone
Ti menia dostal
Shluha vokzal’naja
Wed’ma
Past’ zakroi
Tvar’
Vrezat tebe
Gaduka
Vrubatsa
Huyniu nesti
Savok
Poshlaja svenja
Dovodit
Unbju!
Prishju!
Paritsa (ne par’sia)
Starik
Bomzj
Beloruchka
Durak
Botanik
Burda
Krisha poehala
Nochnaja babochka
Kak muhi na govno
Vlip
Popal
Promazal
Svinets
Pulia
Pushka
Kalash
Gaishnik
GAI
Oblom
Ne pudri mne mozgi
Okachenel
Vstat
Hohol
Patsan
Kosiak
Kosiachok
Lobizatsa
Razvaluha
Derevianni rubli
Baba Jaga
Zmei Gorinich
Koshei Bessmertni
Vziatka
Vziatochnik
Baba
Rabochie
Udavis
Podonok
Tovo, on/ona tovo
Goli
Obnazjonni
Zjulik
Zviaknut
Roga pristavit
Jaitsa razbit
Raskvasit
Molokosos
Yebanat vonuchii
Ne hnich
Mordoboy
Sooka sin Rough English Translation
Prick up your ass! (refusal to a person)
No f*%&ing way!
Horse pee hole! (to a person)
Walrus penis (to a person)
Darned condom (to a person)
Old Fart
F%ing liar
S*%# Sucker
Wacko
Holy %&$^ (could be bad or good)
F$&*ed up situation
Don’t f&$*ing care
as above
Huge penis
Pee hole
Virgin
Blow job
To beat the crap out someone
as above
above
To crap in your mouth
Shut the f&%* up, you f$&%*in’ bitch
Asshole
That’s it, you’re f*%(in’ dead
Go to hell
Kiss my ass
Eat s&% and die!
Stop bitching
F*%& your mother
You unlucky idiot
Thick headed fool
Idiot (literally, A piece of wood)
Show-off
S&%
Asshole
An ass
An asshole
Suck my balls
You’re a moron
Shut up
You’re a degenerate
Whore
S*%&head
Asshole
F%& off, f$( you
as above
I don’t give a f%$
Why the f*%(…?
Why the f(%* not?
A d*%( in your eye
F*%&ing Bitch
Get the f(%* away from me
Beat him!
I f%*ked all of your mothers
Loser
You have no d*&%
F*&%ed up (lit. undone)
I want to f&$ you
Shithead
Eat s&*%, bitch
You have no balls
Crazy bitch
Go to hell
All f%$#ed-up
Condom
Condom
Is a d%$# stuck up your ass?
Go f%$# your mom
Bitch
F%$ my bald skull
Take a d%$ in your mouth
F#$% off
I’ll rip your ass and poke out your eyes
F%$# off, you flea-child
Ass licker
Huge ass
F#$% off
I will hit you in your face
Stick it in your ass
Impotent
Blow my c#$%. then make a wish
Eat shit and die
Whore
Bitch
Idiot
Crazy person
A stupid guy
A stupid guy
A stupid guy
A stupid guy
You are a loser
You drunk!
A womanizer
A prostitute
Hey baby
You have pissed me off
Fool (female)
Fool (male)
An ass; jerk
Boring person
Shut up
Get lost
What a bore
What the hell
Jock strap
Taking injected drugs
Stop talking
Sucker
A player
I don’t care what you think
I don’t care
I don’t care
Mean woman
Chill out
Piss off
Fart
A chronic drunk
Nitwit
Really drunk
Bastard
Druggy (injects needles)
Bitch
Weed
To have sex
Deadbeat; lazy person
Damn it!, Oh s#$%!
as above
Damn!, Hell!
Bull s#$%!
Balls, testicles
Hard f#$%ing d#$%
Go to hell
I’m having you (you’re my bitch)
Pee hole dandruff
To give a blow job
A marinated d#$%
A stupid Redneck
Idiot (literally: horse with pedals)
Drug-dealer
Go smell underwear
You are a vagina with eyes on your ass
You were born through the ass
A vagina with ears
Slut with pee hole-eyes
A scared anus
F#$%ed up thing (usually situation)
F#$% off bitch (highly offensive)
Good for nothing
Swine
Son of a bitch
Asshole, bad situation
Stop being a dips#$%
I s#$% on your mother
F@#$ing moron
Adolescent jerk
D@#$head
Police agent, militia agent (slang)
Prison
In prison
I’ve had enough of you
Train station whore
Witch
Shut it
Creature
Hit you
Snake, serpent
Understand? (slang)
Talking crap
Asshole (old slang)
Chauvinistic pig
Provoke, pester, annoy, tempt
I’ll kill you
I’ll kill you! (slang, old)
Getting upset (calm down)
Old man
Homeless
Woman who doesn’t know how to cook or clean
Nerd
Messed up
Has gone insane
Hooker (literally: night butterfly)
Like flies to s@#$
You’re in deep s@#$ (literally: stuck)
You’re in deep trouble (literally: you hit)
You missed
Lead (bullets)
Bullet
Gun (literally: cannon)
Kalashnikov
Policemen who checks cars
Road police
F@#$ed-up (literlly: broken)
Don’t try to confuse me
I’m so cold I’m stiff
Rise (also for stiff d@#$)
Insult for Ukrainian
Boy, lad
Joint, drug-filled cigarette
as above
A suck-up
Car that’s falling apart as it goes
Useless money (literally: wooden rubles)
Witch
Dragon, snake, negative meaning
Either very ugly or very skinny male
Bribe money
Someone who takes Vziatka (bribe money)
Fat, ugly, mannerless woman
Working class
Suffocate in it!
A person that’s the lowest of the lowest
He’s there, as in, he’s insane (or she)
Naked
Nude
Cheater, criminal who rips people off
Give a call by telephone
Cheat on your boyfriend/girlfriend
Kick your balls
Beat to a bloody pulp
Underage boy (literally: milk sucker)
Stinky f@#$ head
Don’t cry (rude)
Big fight (literally: face smasher)
Son of a bitch Perestan dedushkin huy sasat Stop sucking grandpa’s d#$% U tebya cho ruki iz jopi rastut? Are your hands growing from your ass? (to a really clumsy person or to one who cannot do anything right) Rogatii kozyol A loser whose wife cheats on him (literally: goat with horns) Golovorez Someone who slits throats Ti liubeesh papeenu pees’ku sassat’ You love to suck your dad’s penis Zacroy svoy peesavati rot, sooka Shut your f%&ing mouth, bitch Shestiorka In prison, the person who is everyone’s bitch and has to do as everyone else says. Also lowest card in the Russian card deck. Nu ti dajosh! Exclamation of amazement at someone’s courage or actions (can be positive and negative). Idi obsosi tyaevo papu, kak ti delayesh kazhdyi den, ti shluha yebanaya Go suck off your daddy like you usually do every night, you f@#$ing whore. Naguliala A woman who doesn’t know who the father of her child is. Peshka Someone who’s not worth a thing (literally ‘pion’ – the most unimportant figure in chess) Krisha A corrupt policeman who, in return for moderate pay, protects a criminal U tya sho zhopa sho rozha: vse prigozhe. Your ass is the same as your face: all beautiful. Tya mama huyem v rot ebala. Your mother f@#$ed you in the mouth with a d@#$. Veshat lapshu na ushi To tell someone lies, try to fool someone (literally means to hang spaghetti on his ears) Oo ti bya, galava, kak, oon a bizyanie jopuh Your face looks like a monkey’s ass Shob tebe deti v sup srali I wish that your children will crap in your soup Perestan’ mne jabat’ mozgi svojimi voprosami Stop f%&ing my brain with your questions U tebia ochen malenki hui, skolka…pat centimetra? You have a very small penis, how much…five centimeters?