3. UFO- no way in hell this is a human. Maybe artificial cankles but even that's a ...

UFO- no way in hell this is a human. Maybe artificial cankles but even that's a stretch. You can see Bills pants gravitating toward that mass of fat

Okay- so this happened in a convention center for some nerd thing. Anyways I was like three maybe one year old... and so I'm just minding my own business in Alabama. ALL the suden.. shit you not... shit starts flying toward this beast of creature... but it's not normal flyin ya know?

I like started gravitated toward these stumps. So here I am ... like 3 months old in an ... what you people call an ... orbit... around these cankles....

So.. the questions isn't what's wrong with me. The questions is what happened to me as an infant. I don't know. It's unexplained. It's a UFO. Unidentified Fat Object with the power to to take a newly fertalized egg and just rotate it in space around these fat nasties.

So weird. Hoping this community might be able explain the unexplainable. Thanks!

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