I feel like unless I write a ten paragraph post with bullet points and footnotes, someone is going to crawl up my ass about it.

Sometimes generalizations are useful. If someone asks what year Columbus discovered America, they don't want to hear about what his nationality may or may not have been or the history of the Reconquista or the Viking presence in North America, or that North America and South America are really one continent and I have just misidentified x tribe as "Vikings" when really they were blah blahs, and in fact Columbus isn't his name at all, ah but Columbus is actually his name in Latin, aha but he was actually from this village that this being the Internet I know way too much about and here are some grammatical quirks etc etc etc

So I apologize for saying "you get three." In the future I'll be sure to say that none of us are married except by the Grace of God and the patriarch of Moscow and the expression permission of Major League Baseball, and that inshallah (which I have transliterated incorrectly) we are permitted to marry but that none of us have any hope of the first or subsequent ones unless God and all His servants find us worthy of subsequent marriages provided they don't fall into an inappropriate liturgical season and no one has a canonical impediment and that some souls meeting every requirement and with a bit of can do attitude will perhaps attain a third marriage in this life, not to suggest there being marriage in this life but also not to suggest there isn't because prooftexting.