from Yelp

When I visited their establishment, nearly every member of staff was performing fellatio on each other, while the manager was being fisted nearly to death by a man who looked like a much uglier version of Marty Feldman from Young Frankenstein. They continued, without shame, as I watched hopelessly scared and devastated.

Worse still, after making his male partner to simultaneously climax and prolapse, the hideous balding man doing the majority of the violent fisting, then calmly proceeded to stand up, and lead me to a car I had no interest in and put his disgusting, feces covered hands all over the door handles, steering wheel, seat adjusters, and climate controls. He then insisted I test drive the vehicle, with all of its feces covered controls, or he would put his "God d*** foot up my ass". Having literally just seen that this man had no problem putting his entire forearm inside another mans colon, I did not, for a second doubt the sincerity of such a threat.

Thus, I concluded my visit at F&R Auto Sales, driving around in a 200,000+ miles retired Crown Victoria, with a sticker price nearly $9,000 above KBB value, and with every control surface in the vehicle covered in the putrid remnants of anal lube and freshly squeezed feces. It should also be noted, that during the entire unbearably awkward test drive, the hideous manager didn't even bother to try and hide his aroused and throbbing micro-penis, and even fiddled with it as we tooled around town, and he tried to sell me on the car.

Apparently making your living ripping people off on shitty cars purchased through auto auctions, isn't good enough for the slimy bastards at F&R Auto. They also like to screw the hard working people in the service industry out of their tips, and then have the audacity to post it online where the entirety of the Internet can see what a business looks like when its run by pathetic, uneducated, unprofessional savages with zero sense of common courtesy.