I've had a mechanics glove (anti-lube/pro-grip) shoved in my butthole during a blowjob...yes it hurt for about a month to even walk, and yes there was blood.

I have a crush on Anne Frank, she was the most perfect person to me when I read her (censored) diary back in 3rd grade.

I can't process happiness properly, my lips feel numb, and the joints in my hands hurt and my adrenaline makes me react in a way where I feel like I am being attacked and makes me hostile.

I think voting is useless unless every single person, including children participate, so I choose not to devote my energy to it or null another's vote.

I want to be president of the U.S. and I want to be the worst at it, and make Americans unite to get me out of office, and drag every corrupt politician down with me; make the citizens realize that they have power.

I think public execution/celebration is a good thing and we shouldn't shelter children from the fact that everyone they love is going to die including them and their children.

And...on a lighter note, I like Digimon more than Pokemon.