Order out for lunch. Shrimp. Leave a tail or two behind a file cabinet.

Fill the printer paper tray with packing peanuts or shredded Styrofoam.

Disconnect everyone's network cables... but leave them still in the computer so that it isn't super obvious.

Order a stripper at 4 PM... or a singing telegraph.

Leave a love letter on Helen's desk. Make it look like it came from Steve.

Cover every mouse with black face paint or ink of some sort.

Eat fried chicken. Do not lick fingers. Instead, wipe fingers on every monitor in the office.

Buy lady bug larvae online. You know what to do.

Walk out of the office throwing confetti everywhere.

Hand out suckers to everyone and tell them, "Just a little something to show how much you meant to me."

Silly putty in all the USB ports.

Burn the microwave popcorn. Leave it in your desk drawer.

Attach all the paper clips in the office to each other. Every single one.

Turn off all the power supplies so that people can't figure out why their machines won't turn on.

Round up in all the office plants... especially Jackie's. That bitch.

Glitter on the inside of all the tissue boxes.

Leave one or more of those cricket chirping machines hidden in the ceiling tiles.

Remove one wheel from every office chair.

Put Donald Trump's picture over every picture frame in the office.

Double sided sticky tape inside the copier feeder.

Randomly insert sheets of paper with obscenities on them into the copier paper tray.

Puncture the toner container in the big copier.

Tug on the ear buds of any headphones you find on desks until they don't work but are still attached.

TIL: I really want to fuck some shit up in my office.