I read this and at first I was thinking like most guys "Ha! I'd love that!"

But then... I actually changed my mind because I remember this has actually happens to me. Girls seems to do this especially if you are a guy in a relationship. It's a combination of "want what you can't have" combined with "he can't hit me" and "let's see if I can take him from his girlfriend". A lot of girls like to do this to instigate fights, especially if one of you have a SO.

One particular incident I was waiting near the toilets for my girlfriend, and a girl starts pinching my ass and hitting on me. I brush it off and she starts a conversation about the shoes I'm holding (my girlfriends heels). I tell her that I'm waiting for my girlfriend. She walks back to her friends, then back over to me, then asks if she can try the shoes on. I tell her no.

She tries to snatch them from me, then she tries to snatch the purse. I tell her get off, and I walk away over the bouncer and start talking to him (im sober and we had been talking earlier).

As I'm standing there talking to him, this girl runs at me and jumps on my back (she's half my size) and starts trying to ride me like a fucking horse whilst trying to snatch the shoes out of my hands.

Fortunately the bouncer see's all this and kicks her out the club.

Yeah, it sounds funny, but it's actually a pretty awkward situation to be in.

Another situation, i'm standing on stairs with my girlfriend, a girl is stroking my back seductively. Pull her hand off, tell her stop. She does it again and reaches for my ass. Wasn't holding back told her to get her dirty fucking hands off me. Her boyfriend then comes over and tries to stand up to me. I'm 80lbs heavier and taller than him. Told him his skanky girlfriend just grabbed my ass, he slaps her on the spot and they argue. I couldn't really give a shit.