~Metallica. I dion't like heavy metal with that sort of singing / shouting. I prefer Iron Maiden and people who sound like Bruce

~American food. I am 48 years old and I would never buy plain American food like pot roast or chicken dinner or something. It has to be Indian or Thai or Chinese. I don't even want burgers or pizza anymore. If the pizza is 1st class, sure. The problem with pizza at this age is it does not digest. I nice vegetarian Indian meal will digest.

~Cheap beer. Never would I drink Miller Lite or Coors. It has to be like $12 for a six pack and come from Europe.

~Shirts without buttons. I only wear button down shirts like Grade 3 at the Academy. I can't wear clothing that looks like a 21 year old, you know.

~Women that I can't have. I love and worship them, and I respect them, but there is no way they are going to date me. I talk to women who talk to me. I have to talk to a lot of women to sort it out. Love is about "it's all you understand", you know ? If you love someone it's all you know. It's not going to work out. Gorgeous women aren't going to date me. When I was younger I had the opposite point of view.

~Dodge cars. I see them for sale by the hundreds. There must be something about them. Do they veer off the road ?? People drive a Ram and sell it. Or they buy that reworked-reissue Charger and sell it right away. I only drive Ford or Toyota.

~Blockbuster films. I don't understand. I would rather watch soap operas and watch the whole season. With the computer age and streaming internet, it's possible. In the 80s people used to watch whole seasons and they'd have piles of VHS tapes. Soap operas are operas, you know ? It's two people reciting to each other. Space operas were big in the 70s, only Star Wars survived that.

~Spaghetti. The common forms of pasta annoy me. It has to be something hard to find Italian food.

~Lobster. $90 a plate for this squishy buttery food ? No no no. I'd rather have that much in first rate beef or Mexican food.