What are your roommate horror stories?

Where do I start?

Freshman year I was living with 3 other girls. One of the girls was a girl who'd walk around with a backwards frog hat everyday (she'd wear it backwards so she could see people behind her). My roommate used to wake up to her dangling from the top bunk, watching her sleep. Or some times I'd wake up to her cackling to herself. She would never shower and only ate hot dogs. She stole all my plates and food and would chuck the garbage on the floor. She'd change her pads in the middle of the room, walk around naked, and threaten to murder us. She loved to talk about how curious she was what it felt to cut through human flesh and how she wanted to murder her family. She even tried to convince me to commit suicide once.

Second year of school me and the two other roommates moved in with a guy. He'd have fits of rage where he'd smash plates and slam doors for no reason. He was verbally abusive to his girlfriend and would go on screaming matches with her telling her she was trash. We eventually got broken into which was probably his fault because he was into some shady drug dealing business. But he continued to leave the doors unlocked and invite strangers over. One day he even drugged me and I woke up to a strange man in our living room. He also brought his elderly cat to the apartment and would abuse it and let him piss and shit all over our things.

I'm assuming both of these people were both sociopaths.

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