What kind of fan mail have you gotten in your eve career?

Dear Fellow EVE Players, From: Melinda Hamu Sent: 2015.05.08 04:37 To: Mesitosh Kashada,

Dear Fellow EVE Players, My name is Kilayne A year ago I was dead broke both in real life and in EVE. I loved to play EVE but I simply couldn't afford to buy a PLEX or pay for my EVE accounts subscription anymore. A few months ago I bought my first Super Carrier AND Titan. I also easily buy 9 PLEX each month (with ISK) to cover my 9 Accounts. Oh yeah, I didn't even have to train those 9 accounts, I bought them all for ISK. I will never have to Rat, Mine, or Mission again. I am rich!!! I have made 400 Billion ISK and I'm on track to hit One Trillion ISK in the next few months. Anyone can do the same. This money making program works perfectly every time, 100% of the time. I have never failed to earn a Billion ISK or more whenever I wanted. About 7 months ago I received a EVE mail telling me how I could earn over a Billion ISK whenever I wanted. I was naturally very skeptical at first so I just closed my mail and started grinding missions. After spending a few hours running missions to try to get enough ISK for another PLEX, I again thought about the EVE mail and wondered if it could really work? I figured it couldn't hurt to try so I followed the instructions and within 5 minutes my wallet started flashing. People were sending me ISK every few minutes at first, then it got faster and before I knew it there was an avalanche of ISK pouring into my wallet. By the time I logged in the next day I had been sent over a Billion ISK! Needless to say I was hooked! If you believe that EVE should be about having fun and not about grinding to make ISK all the time, simply follow the easy instructions below and your dreams will come true. Sincerely,

INSTRUCTIONS: Follow these instructions EXACTLY, and in just minutes your wallet will start flashing as you receive ISK. This program is successful because of the HONESTY and INTEGRETY of the people who use it. Please continue its success by carefully following these instructions. 1) IMMEDIATELY send 1 million ISK to the first 3 people listed below starting at number 1. Your total investment is only 3 Million ISK. 2) REMOVE the name that appears at number 1 on the list. Move the other 5 names up one position. (Number 2 will become number 1 and 3 will become 2, etc). Now Place your name in the number 6 position. 3) Send the new letter with you name in position 6 to as many people as you can. Also put it on forums and anywhere else EVE players will see it. 4) Within hours (sometimes minutes) you will start to see your wallet flash as the ISK comes in. NOTE: This is perfectly legal and allowed by CCP. If you have any doubts refer to the EULA on the EVE Online website. Remember as each mail is received and the instructions carefully followed, the top three people will be sent ISK by hundreds of people! 1. Zinga Sukarala
2. Horo Oriki
3. Yasman Yatolila
4. Lis Funaila
5. Orobo Oramara
6. Melinda Hamu The following letters were written by participating members in this program. “I got this mail for the first time a few months ago and I was really skeptical it would work but figured that it was only 3 million ISK and a few minutes work so why not try it? Man am I glad that I did! On my first attempt I was lazy and only sent the letter to everyone in my small alliance (300 people), but even with so few people I still received just over 600 Million ISK in less than a week! On my second attempt I sent it out to over a thousand people in Jita local and got back over 2 billion ISK! This really works, follow the instructions and get ready to make crazy amounts of ISK! ” “To those thinking about trying this program: I've been burned in the past by scammers and when I first received this letter I was sure it was just another scam, but because it was only 3 million ISK I decided to try anyway. What's the worst that could happen? I lose 3 Mil? So I sent the 3 Mil and then started sending the message to corp as well as people I saw pass through local while I was mining. To my shock I started getting ISK sent to me within 15 minutes! Sure it was only 1 million ISK each time but slowly it started coming in faster. By the time I logged out I had been sent over 150 million ISK! All from my little 3 Million ISK investment! It's now been 3 days since I sent the letter out and I'm still getting a steady flow of ISK. The total is currently 894 Million ISK!!! I enjoy this game so much more when I don't have to worry about ISK! Just tonight I went out PVPing in a Cynabal with faction mods and even when I lost it (after getting a few kills) I didn't care because I knew how easy it was to make more ISK! ”

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