I went into the McDonald’s by my mom’s house, and recognized the girl at the counter as someone from high school. I’m super, super awkward. She asked if I graduated from that school, and my response was “Yeah, I think so”. Kill me.

Then the floor manager, who was a younger guy, came and started complimenting my tattoos and whatnot, being really weird

Anyway, I ordered three 10 piece chicken nuggets. Not unreasonable. I don’t really go to McDonald’s so I didn’t think much when she said it was $31. I figured they were meals or whatever

So I’m waiting around and realized I didn’t have cups for drinks, so I went over and asked, and she told me I hadn’t ordered any. So I paid for three large drinks and she asks me if I have a boyfriend?? I said no, and she’s like “Ooo somebody here has a crush on you!” Girl, WHAT

So the floor manager kept walking around, being extra bossy to the crew, to flex or whatever

I get my food after like ten minutes, it’s SUPER heavy. So I go for the door and she’s like “GO GET THAT FOR HER!!!!” At this point I’m already halfway out the door, but he came and grabbed it and stood there watching me until I got in my car and drove off

It was so surreal lmao