What NSFW moment do you and the other person just pretend never happened?

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Neighbor's wife and I have always been friendly. We've had many, many threesomes and moresomes but years ago, the second time we kissed was at a Halloween party. End of the party, we thought everyone had gone home. It was 12:32am.

She and I were chatting about something innocuous. In an instant we mutually recognized that there was an opening -- an opportunity -- that had to be taken advantage of. She grabbed my shirt near the collar with one hand, the back of my head with the other. She backed up to the wall and kissed me so hard and so deep my life changed forever. I pulled her shirt up to her neck and sucked her nipples. She unbuttoned my jeans and stroked my granite-hard cock for about 30 seconds before we had to stop. It was terrifying, fiery sexual intensity cranked to 4000%.

I remember being unshaven from the day and being self conscious about it. I can still smell her sweat and taste her lipstick from that moment, nearly 12 years ago. I remember the decorations on the wall and her costume, the fog machine and the music playing upstairs.

Her sister-in-law (my best friend's sister) was on the couch, 8 feet away, watching the entire thing.

A week later, she told me that her sister in law saw the whole thing, but she was able to convince [sister-in-law] that she was drunk and hallucinating. Never talked about it again.

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